Amuzament (FUN)

[alex_rom007]

* The truth about working in the IT industry:*

1. We work weird (night) shifts…
Just like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy…
Just like a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny…
Just like a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams…
Just like a prostitute.

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you…
Just like a prostitute.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed…
Just like a prostitute.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell…
Just like a prostitute.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you…
Just like a prostitute.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it…
Just like a prostitute.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: “I’m not going to spent the rest of my life doing this.”
Just like a prostitute ........

[admin_exprim]

Fiul unui seic studia in Bucuresti. Intrabandu-l parintii cum se simte, le-a raspuns ca in general bine,dar se jeneaza un pic cand el vine cu Mercedesul 500 la scoala, iar profesorul lui coboara din tramvai.
Peste cateva zile primeste un cec de 1 milion de dolari si o telegrama:
“Nu ne face numele de rusine! Cumpara-ti si tu un tramvai!…

[admin_exprim]

http://stiri.rol.ro/politisti-hartuiti- ... 08971.html

[costin_caraion]

Eu vreau sa stiu cine sunt Gigel Asudatu si Butonel Mufa ! Sunt cumva reincarnarile lui Bula si Strula? Asa de invechiti au ajuns cei doi incat trebuie sa apara personaje noi prin bancuri?

[admin_exprim]

Nu, sunt denumirile tehnice (IT-istice) ale lui Bula si Strula

[admin_exprim]

Nu e chiar fun, mai degeaba interesant : http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/0 ... _2010.html

[admin_exprim]

Descoperiti-va adevarata vocatie !

[alex_rom007]

10MB Hard drive..si ieftin :

HDD 10MB

10mb_hard_drive.jpg (194.56 KiB) Vizualizat de 3565 ori

[ilya]

Ca un fel de autoflagelare:

[admin_exprim]